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/ Stephen Lynch / This song is good fun and easy to learn.
/ Albino / Listen to the track for the rhythm.
/ The Craig Machine / Chord list is at the bottom.
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Standard tuning: EADGBe
No capo
G Am7 G STOP
Um... I wanted to write a song about the three loves of my life
That have, you know, slipped away somehow
Uh, but I could only come up with... two
G Am7 G C
G Am7 G C
G D/F#
I was in love with an albino
Am Am Em7* C Cadd9
Her lack of pigment seemed like fun
G D/F#
Her skin, the whitest alabaster
Am Am Em7* C Cadd9
Her eyes as pink as pinkest bubblegum
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/s/stephen_lynch/albino_crd_ver_3.html ]
Cm G
Then one day it snowed real hard
Cm G G5/F# Em7 D
And she disappear--ear--ear--red
G Am7 G C
That's one
G Am7 G C
Here's two
G D/F#
I loved little Agnus Johnson
Am Am Em7* C Cadd9
I met her at the old folks' home
G D/F#
She'd call me up and say "Hey Stephen
Am Am Em7* C Cadd9
Come give old Mother Hubbard a bone"
Cm G
Then one day her EKG went
Cm G G5/F# Em7 D G
Beep beep bee--eee--eee--eep
Chords used:
G 320033
Am7 575555
C X32010
D/F# 200232
Am X02210
Em7* 020000
Cadd9 X32030
Cm X35543
G5/F# 2X0033
Em7 022030
D XX0232