Artist: Stpehen Lynch
Song: Ugly Baby
Tabbed by: Albert N
Chords:
A (x02220) F#m (244222)
Asus4 (x02230)
Bm (x24432)
E (022100)
D (xx0232)
You need a capo on the first fret.
Intro: A, Asus4
Verse 1:
Bm E A
My lady give birth today
Bm E A
I run to her room right away
Bm E F#m D
She smiles with glee, and hands her to me
D E
I look at my newborn and say
Chorus:
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly baby
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
Bm E F#m D
I'm feeling quite concerned, my semen must have turned
D E A
Cause damn that's an ugly baby
Bm E A
Can't Believe this came from me
Bm E A
Think her mom did too much LSD
Bm E F#m D
She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big
D E
But her hair color doesn't match her beard
Chorus:
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly baby
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
Bm E F#m D
I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back
D E A
Cause damn thats and ugly baby
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/s/stephen_lynch/baby_crd.html ]
Bridge:
Bm
And when she smiles I find
A E
Shame McGallen comes to mind
Bm
It makes me want to cry
A E
When I look into her good eye
Bm
I always wanted kids
A E
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS
Bm
The doctor calles me in
A E (hold)
Mr. Lynch she has a twin
Chorus:
A Bm E
Damn that's a good lookin baby
Bm E A
One for two on the good lookin babys
Bm E F#m D
Now I start to weep, this one we can keep
D E
Cause that was an ugly Ass..
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
Ending: Play like the chorus
A Bm E
She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
A Bm E
And thank God just one nose but it's on her left thigh
A Bm E
Now doctor I'm asking you guy to guy
A Bm E
Would a really really really late term abortion still fly?
A Bm
Oh no...not me....
A Bm E
I dont want no ugly baby
A Bm E
I said Damn thats an ugly ass baby
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly baby
