Beelz - Stephen Lynch (the Craig Machine)
Standard Tuning
Intro Em5 F5 G5 G5
Verse 1
Em5 F5 G5
ever since first man has walked this earth i have been here
Em5 F5 G5
to whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
Em5 F5 G5
i am the beast the outcast angel fallen from on high
Em5 F5 G5
i go by many names but there is one you can’t deny
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/s/stephen_lynch/beelz_crd.html ]
*for the rest of the song play the chords like so:*
C F G
e|-0-0-|-1-1-|-2-2-|
B|-1-1-|-1-1-|-2-2-|
G|-0-0-|-2-2-|-0-0-|
D|-2-2-|3----|-0-0-|
A|3----|--3--|--2--|
E|--3--|-----|3----|
C
my name is satan
C
my friends all call me old scratch and i am a capricorn
F C
my turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
G F
i’ve got little devil horns and little goatee
G F
little devil eyes to help a little devil see
G F
and little cloven hooves make it kind of hard to ski
C
i’m satan
C
my real name is beelzebub but you can call me beelz
F C
i love to watch fox news and then go club some baby seals
G F
then i’ll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
G F
try to wash off that baby seal smell
G F
then i’ll make a toast to me, hey here’s to my health
C
my name is satan
F G
to carry on my evil ways i went and had a son
F G strum C strum F strum
and now he makes his living as a singing comedian
C
i’m in every zeppelin album i’m in all rush limbaugh’s rants
F C
i’m the reason the boston red sox even had a chance
G F
and if i wanna eat your soul i’ll just throw it on the griddle
G F
don’t need to make a deal i don’t need to tell a riddle
G F
and fuck charlie daniels i don’t care if you can fiddle
C
i’m satan
C5-C5-C5 (3 fast strums)
666
