Chords: F#m,A,D,E,C
Intro:
F#m E D A
I came down to the breakfast table, felt like I could die
F#m E D E
Tried so hard but wasn't able to look you in the eye
F#m E D A
For I am feeling so much shame, yes I have brought disgrace
F#m E D E
Can tell I've soiled my good name by the look upon your face
A E D E
Well it seems last night, you caught me spankin' it
A E D E
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
A E D E
Dry your eyes, don't be so sad,
D E C
If you could just forgive me, and talk to me dad
A E D E
I didn't hear you enter, no I didn't hear the door
A E D E
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
A E D E
Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise
A E D E E
Like blood and guts, starving kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes
A E D E
Well it seems last night, you caught me spankin' it
A E D E
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
A E D E
Dry your eyes, don't be so sad,
D E C
But I wouldn't use those tissues- they've already been had
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A E D E
The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
A E D E
so I said "could you close the door, I really want to finish"
A E D E
Now daddy, I'm ashamed and I completely understand
A E D D
If you never want to hug again or even shake my hand
A E D E
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
A E D E
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
A E D E
Dry your eyes, don't be so sad
A E D E
Just because it was your bed- it's not that bad
A E D E
When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty
A E D A
So it must be really creepy when your kid is pushing thirty
A E D E
But you can't tell me dad, that you never had a whack
A E D E
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack
A E D E
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
A E D E
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
A E D E
Dry your eyes, don't be so sad
D E C
But I wouldn't use those tissues- they've already been-
D E C
Just because it was your bed- it's not that-
D E C
Daddy, daddy please forgive me, and talk to me dad
