If you've seen Stephen's "Live At the El Rey" bonus songs, youll know this one. its
but i love it, and put it under Stephen Lynch for UG.
Here it is.
Intro: G, F#, Em, Am, D
G F# Em
Union of a woman and a man
Am D
Touching for the very first time
G F# Em
The gentle texture of a hand
Am D
And true love is always hard to find
Em C D
And sometimes, my penis ain't as hard as wood, yeah
Em C D
And sometimes, you're disappointed at my manly, well my manly hood baby
C D
I cant take it please, fake it, for me
G, F#, Em, Am, D
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G F# Em
Delicate nature of love
Am D
Can only help this relationship grow
G F# Em
Doesn't decend from heaven above
Am D
And things dont always work down below
Em C
And I know, that the porno movies make you feel, well they make you feel
D
cheap
Em C D
And sometimes, you finish when im fast asleep, yeah
C D
I cant take it please, fake it, for me, yeah
G, F#, Em, Am, D
(here's lyrics but i dont know chords for this slow quiet bridge)
Try so hard to be a man but,
You're so dam hard to please
And it doesn't help to know your friend is,
Rambling on about her D's
Em C D
Even though, my love is a little premature, yeah
Em C D
And when you call me, Mr. Softy i get a little insecure, yeah
C D
I cant take it please, fake it, for me, yeah
G, F#, Em, Am, D, G, F#,
Am, D, end on G