Gynecologist Chords & Tabs
Another well done Stephen Lynch song!!
Standard Tuning
get the tempo from the song because I wouldn't trust my tempo markings.
Intro:
A Bb A Bb
E-5--5-5-6 -5------------5--5-5-6
B-5--5-5-6 \ -5------------5--5-5-6 \
G-6--6-6-7 x3 then -6-6-5--------6--6-6-7 x3
D-7--7-7-8 / -7----6-5-----7--7-7-8 /
A-7--7-7-8 -7-------6-5--7--7-7-8
E-5--5-5-6 -5----------6-5--5-5-6
-5------------5--5-5-6 -5------
-5------------5--5-5-6 \ -5------
then -6----------5-6--6-6-7 x3 then -6------
-7-------5-6--7--7-7-8 / -7------
-7----5-6-----7--7-7-8 -7------
-5-5-6--------5--5-5-6 -5-----7
repeat 1st part of intro for verse:
A Bb
E-5--5-5-6
B-5--5-5-6
G-6--6-6-7
D-7--7-7-8
A-7--7-7-8
E-5--5-5-6
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/s/stephen_lynch/gynecologist_tab.html ]
I'm a rich and famous doctor
knew I'd always be
an expert in the field of
Gynecology
Next on my agenda
checking your poondenda
let me see what I can find
if you get the nerve up
sit inside the stirup
single thought won't cross my mind
*(stop playing)* I love....
*(continue)*
puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutting womens' minds at rest
I love...
puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuushing myself to be the best
*(stop playing)* Dr. Stephen's in
augh! (continue)
do last part of intro
-5------
-6------
-7------
-7------
-5-----7
i've got magic fingers
doctor of the year
there's not a lip that I can't read
a pap that I can't smear
*(stop playing, pause, thumb guitar twice)*
when your legs are open
I begin the gropin'
but I fear I must be blunt
i would just assume
i'd go to your balloon
i think i will stick to your c.....
*(stop playing)* front
puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.........*(fade out)*
thank god for men like stephen lynch
have any major life questions
check the manual.
there is a god, there is a plan
and the space ship is coming.
- Maria Bamford, Comedy Central Presents
