Stephen Lynch - If I Were Gay Chords & Tabs

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Writer: Stephen Lynch
Song: Gay
Tabbed By: Benjamin H.

  I believe this is correct. i tabbed it in like 10 minutes by ear for a
friend, so there might be some errors. for the most part i think its correct
though. funny song thats for sure! try using power chords, it sounds kinda kool!


Intro: D  A  D  G


Verse one:

D       C#  B        A
here we are dear old friend
B       G E     A
you and i drunk again
D                C#      B               A
laughs have been had and tears have been shed
B         G        E          A
maybe the whiskeys gone to my head


Chorus one:

       D      A           B           G
but if i were gay i would give you my heart,
       D      A           B          G
and if i were gay youd be my work of art,
       D      A        B       G
and if i were gay we'd swim in romance,
A                 D             E
but im not gay so get your hand out of my pants.


Verse two:
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D            C#     B       A
its not that i dont care, i do.
  B         G   E          A
i just dont see myself  in you.
D       C#   B       A
another time another seen
      B            G            E           A
id be right behind you... if you know what i mean.


Chorus two:

         D      A           B           G
cause if i were gay i would give you my soul,
       D      A           B                 G
and if i were gay i would give you my whole being
       D      A            B             G
and if i were gay we would tear down the walls,
A                 D             E
but im not gay so wont you stop cupping my... hand.


Outro:

D          A         D          G
weve never hugged... weve never kissed...
    D          A        D         G
ive never been intimate with your fist,
D       A           D         G
but you have opened brand new doors
D        A        D         G
get over here and drop your draws.


Intro:        4  times
Verse one:    1  time
Chorus one:   1  time
Intro:        2  times
Verse two:    1  time
Chorus two:   1  time
Intro:        2  times
Outro:        1  time