Stephen Lynch - Mixer At Delta Chi Chords & Tabs

Intro:  
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It's College time again
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September's almost here
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Hanging with freshmen girls
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Frat party kegs of beer
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I see a girl I'm wanting
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mixer at delta chi
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we take some oxycontin
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dave matthew gettin' high
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and then as I undress her
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and start my stimulus
    Am    (pm)
she says but wait professor
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this wasn't on the syllabus
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I'm the bad professor
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I'm the bad professor
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A tenured titty caresser
E          Am
I'm a bad, bad man

(same for the rest of the song)

Tutor her at my apartment
turns into a slow dance
Hey baby, what's your minor I've got your major in my pants
I've got your student body
She wants a better grade
I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid
I hope you've boned up for your midterm
If you want, I can help you cram
Don't give a shit about the essay test
So let's skip it and get to the oral exam
I'm a bad professor
that's a blow job reference
I'm a bad professor
Your money's on the dresser
I'm a bad, bad man