Stephen Lynch - Queer Tattoo Chords & Tabs

Capo 2nd fret and the strumming pattern is D D U D U. Super easy.

Intro: 

G   D   C   Am (x2)

Verse 1:

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You got a unicorn, butterfly, angel wings inner thigh
  G       D         C          Am        
Queer tattoo. That's a queer tattoo
  G              D               C           Am
Flaming skull, smoking pot, that's the opposite of not a
  G       D         C          Am
Queer tattoo. It's a queer tattoo
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You got a tweedy bird, a school mascot, you got a hello kitty. Tell you what you got, 
  G       D         C          Am
got a queer tattoo. Such a queer tattoo
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You think that symbol in Japanese means strength or honor...Nigga please, it means
 G       D         C          Am
Queer tattoo. That's a queer tattoo

Instrumental: 

Verse 2:
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Any lower back tattoo is queer, it might as well say 'insert cock here'
  G       D         C          Am
Whore tattoo. That's a whore tattoo
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And that teardrop under your eye, that you got in prison cause you 'killed a guy'
  G           D           C           Am
That's a cool tattoo. Sir that's a cool tattoo
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You've got comedy mask, got a tragedy mask, any fucking mask then you must have asked for a
  G          D          C            Am
Queer tattoo. Give me you most queer tattoo
  G                                D                              C                   Am
Your child's name with the words 'be strong' would be beautiful but they spelled strong wrong
  G                  D               C                 Am
Yeah they spelled it stoned. Your stupid kid will now be stoned
  G         D        C          Am
How'd the hell they get that wrong. 
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Weren't you watching when they put that shit on

Bridge:
  G            D           C          Am
Ba...Bumpa ba ba...bumpa ba ba...bumpa ba ba (x2)

Verse 3:

  G                      D                  C                   Am
You love your laughing Jesus tat but that's just Jesus laughing at your
  G        D         C           Am
Queer tattoos. So many queer tattoos
  G                      D                  C                   Am
I guess you got that tribal band from a tribe indigenous to the land of
  G        D         C         Am
Queer tattoos. Really queer tattoos
  G                       D                    C                     Am
Got barbed wire, got a poker ace, got that fucked up thing on Mike Tyson's face
  G        D         C         Am
Got a queer tattoo. A seriously queer tattoo
  G                    D                C                 Am
And by queer I just mean bad, it wouldn't mean gay unless you had 
  G                            D                     C                 Am
A pink triangle on a rainbow flag, with a bear wearing leather and a red ball gag
 G           D            C             Am
That's a queer tattoo, a literally queer tattoo.

Close:

G            D           C          Am
Ba...Bumpa ba ba...bumpa ba ba...bumpa ba ba (x2)