Steven Lynch- "Superhero"
The last line is ommitted because i couldn't figure it out.
Stephen's picking style is to hit the bass string of the chord and then hit the rest of it and let it ring.
Feel free to comment -Mike
C G D
If I could be a superhero
F G C
I would be awesome man
C G F
I’d fly around the world fighting crime
F G C
According to my awesome plan
F G C
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
F G C
Hurting other people and making them cry
F G C G F
I’d haul them off to jail in my awesome van
F G C
‘Cause I would be awesome man
C
Now, Some criminals want you to be a criminal
C
And they offer you things like drugs, alcohol
C
But we know what to do, kids
C
We just say ‘No’
C G D
If I could be a superhero
F G C
I would be Drug-Free boy
C G F
Telling the world of the evils of drugs
F G C
And all of the lives they destroy
F G
Well I would take all the junkies
C
Who're getting so high
F G
With their needles and bongs
C
And their sticks made of thai
F G C G F
As I burn them alive I would squeal with joy
F G C
Because then I would be drug-free boy
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C G D
If I could be a superhero
F G C
I'd be Immigration dude
C G F
I’d send all the foreigners back to their homes
F G C
For eating up all of our food
F G C
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
F G C
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
F G C G F
I’d pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood
F G C
‘Cause I’d be Immigration Dude
C
Kids, You can make up your very own superhero
C
If you could, Who would it be?
C G D
If you could be a superhero
F G C
Would you be justice guy?
C G F
Making sure people get what they deserve
F G C
Especially women who lie
F G
Like if a wife left her husband
C
With three kids and no job
F G
To run off to F'in Hawaii
C
With some doctor named Bob
F G C G F
You can skin them and drain them of blood so they die
F
Especially bob
F G C
Then you would be justice guy
F G
Or you could be more subtle
C
No, I didn’t mean to be vague
F G
Give her the mad cow disease
C
Let him die of the plague
F G C G F
As long as they suffer for their terrible lies
F
Especially Bob
F G C
Then You would be Justice Guy
