Credit to Trott.Step for writing this out in the first place, but I've made
changes based on the live version. First post for me so c&C welcome.Will try to
post a tab with the accents but they're mainly just pull off/hammer on various
strings, mess about with it.
Capo 3rd fret, chords relative to capo.
Just listen to the song to find the rythm.
Intro -
G D C Am (x2)
Baa-ba-ba-ba-baa Ba-ba-ba-baa ba-ba-ba-baa
Verse 1.
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Unicorn, butterfly, angelwings, inner thigh,
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Queer tattoo, that's a queer tattoo,
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Flaming skull, smoking pot, thats the opposite of not a,
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Queer tattoo, it's a queer tattoo.
Verse 2.
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You got a tweety bird, got a school mascot, got a hello kitty. Tell you what you got, you've got a
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Queer tattoo. That's a queer tattoo.
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You think that symbol in japanese means strength or honour...Nigga please
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It means queer tattoo, it's a queer tattoo
Interlude.
G D C Am (x2)
Verse 3.
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Any lower back tattoo is queer, it might as well say "insert cock here"
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Whore tattoo, that's a whore tattoo
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And that teardrop under your eye, that you got in prison 'cause you killed a guy
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That's a.. cool tattoo, Sir thats a cool tattoo
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/s/stephen_lynch/tattoo_crd_ver_2.html ]
Verse 4.
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You've got comedy mask, got a tragedy mask, any fucking mask, then you must have asked,
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For a queer tattoo, give me you most queer tattoo
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Your child's name, with the words "Be Strong", would be beautiful but they spelled strong wrong,
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Yeah they spelled it "Stong", stupid kid will now be stong,
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How the hell'd they get that wrong, weren't you watching when they put that shit on?
G D C Am (x2)
Baa-ba-ba-ba-baa Ba-ba-ba-baa ba-ba-ba-baa
Verse 5.
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You love your laughing Jesus tat, but that's just Jesus laughing at your,
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Queer tattoos, so many queer tattoos,
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I guess you got that tribal band, from a tribe indigenous to the land of
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Queer tattoos, so many queer tattoos
Verse 6.
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You got barbed wire, got a poker ace, got that fucked up thing on Mike Tysons face,
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Got a queer tattoo, a theriothly queer tattoo,
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And by queer i just mean bad, it wouldnt mean gay unless you had,
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A pink triangle on a rainbow flag, with a bear wearing leather and a red ball gag................
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Thats a queer tattoo, a literally queer tattoo
Outro.
G D C Am (x2)
Baa-ba-ba-ba-baa Ba-ba-ba-baa ba-ba-ba-baa
"one more time..."
G D C Am (x2)
Baa-ba-ba-ba-baa Ba-ba-ba-baa ba-ba-ba-baa