Vanilla Ice Cream Chords & Tabs
Stephen Lynch Chords & Tabs
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This seems to be 100% correct to me. It's a very simple song, but it's funny and I
like the rhythm.
Capo at 2nd
G - 3-2-0-0-3-x
Intro: Am E Am E Am E Am E
Am E Am E
Have a seat and listen, please don't say a thing
Am E Am E
The matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will ever sting
Am E Am E
Just don't take it personally, this is no attack
Am E Am E E
But we will never last because I am white and you are...also white
Am E G D
I only like black girls and brown girls, the café au lait
Am E G D
Caramel girls, and mocha girls just blow me away
Am E G D
If your a nubian, I want you to be in every fantasy
Am E G D
But if you're a whitey, say nighty-nighty, your just not the girl for me
Am E Am E
Oh I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead
Am E Am E
I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread
Am E Am E
Don't call it Jungle Fever cause that just isn't right
Am E E
I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white
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Am E G D
I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait
Am E G D
A caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away
Am E G D
If you're a cracker, you better get blacker or else you best get out
Am E G D
It is no mystery, I like a sister see that's what I'm talkin about
Am E Am E
Our wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory"
Am E Am E
And we'll sing Christmas carols round the old Kwanza tree
Am E E Am
But color is not the issue here, it's dignity, it's class
Am E
It's all about her heart
E
Okay it's partly about that ass
Am E G D
I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the café au lait
Am E G D
A caramel girls, and mocha girls, just blow me away
Am E G D
If you're a honky, you're singin the wrong key, it's the honest truth
Am E G
The skin that she's dwellin in, must contain melanin, that is the Fountain
D
of Youth.
Am E
Thomas Jefferson.
Am E
Robert DeNiro.
Am E
David Bowie.
Am E Am E
To a certain extent...Ted Dansen.
Am E Am E
Strom Thurman!!! Strom Thurman!!! yeeeahh...
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