This is a new song Stephen Lynch has been playing on his recent tour. Its pretty simple,
i have no doubt my version isn't 100% correct.
Chords: [EM] [C] [B7] [AM] [D]
for strumming patterns, listen to the song, its pretty basic.
[EM]
It's out of my hands and all i can do is wait
[C]
its the not knowing that has put me in this state
[AM]
The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great
[B7]
I've done my part and now its in the hands of fate
[EM]
Waiting for
[C]
My aids test to come back
[D] [B7]
I shouldn't have fucked that prostitute without a prophylactic
[EM]
Waiting for
[C]
My aids test to come back
[D] [B7] [EM]
regret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack and now i wait
[EM]
My nerves they have been frayed, my pants they have been shat
[C]
I know the nurse will say its time to have a chat
[AM]
At least i never have to worry about getting fat
[B7] (mute)
I should think positive..... No wait, i didn't say that
[EM]
Waiting for
[C]
My aids test to come back
[AM] [B7]
I never should have blown that tranny in my Cadillac
[EM]
Waiting for
[C]
My aids test to come back
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/s/stephen_lynch/waiting_crd.html ]
[AM] [B7]
[EM]
I just had to taste that sweet permitting nectar from his sack and now i wait
[EM]
Is it over will my jersey be retired
[C]
Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required
[AM]
Did i make a difference, was my life inspired
[B7]
Will Denzel Washington defend me when i'm fired
[EM]
Waiting for
[C]
My aids test to come back
[AM] [B7]
Eating assholes shouldnt be a aphrodisiac
[EM]
Waiting for
[C]
My aids test to come back
[AM] [B7] [EM]
If im clean i swear to god i will stop shooting smack probably
(***on each [A] , he adds his pinky to b string on the third fret***)
[EM] [a] [EM] [a]
[EM] [a]
Come on jesus let me live
[EM] [a]
Make the test be negative
[EM] [a]
Please forget and please forgive
[EM] [a]
Please dont let me have the hiv
[AM] [D]
Oh my god without delay
[AM] [D]
The nurse is coming straight away
[AM] [D]
This is it, my judgment day
[AM] [D]
Tell me what does my test say...
[e] [D]
I'm ok
[D] [e]
I'm ok
[D] [e]
I'm ok
[D] [e]
Its just chlamydia
