Stephen Lynch - What If God Smoked Cannabis Chords & Tabs

Stephen Lynch what if god smoked cannibus
tTABBED BY eldoplaysguitar

 this intro riff is repeted through the song
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 capo on the second fret
 
   
 Em - C - G - D
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 Em             C   G             D
 If god had long hair and a goatee
             Em            C
 And if his eyes were pretty glazed
 G            D
 If he looked spaced out
            Em       C     G              D
 Would you buy his story, Would you believe he had 
 Em       C        G   D
 an eye infection?
 
   
 C               G        D
 And yeah yeah god looks baked
 C         G          D
 Yeah yeah god smells good
 C       D
 Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
          Em      C       G   D
 What if god smoked cannabis?
         Em      C            G   D
 Hit the bong like some of us
         Em      C            G   D                       
 Drove a tie-dyed microbus
  G            D
 And he subscribes to rolling stone

 Em             C   G             D 
 If god made this place, in the beginning
     Em            C
 Did he plant any seeds?
 G            D
 Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
            Em       C     G              D
 So they’d be hungry for the apple
 Em       C        G   D
 That the snake was always offering
 
 C               G        D
 And yeah yeah god rolls great
 C         G          D
 Yeah yeah god smells good
 C       D
 Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

          Em      C       G   D
 What if god smoked cannabis?
         Em      C            G   D
 Do you suppose he had a buzz?
         Em      C            G   D
 When he made the platypus
         Em      C            G   D
 When he created earth our home
  G            D
 Does he like pearl jam or the stones?
 
 
 And do you think he rolls his own 
 Up there in heaven on the throne 
 And when the saints go marching home
 maybe he sits and smokes a bong.