Call In Sick Chords & Tabs
Artist: Teen Bottlerocket
Song: this one
Album: They Came From the Shadows
Hello, kiddies. Easy peasy lemon-squeezey song by TBR. Really simple.
guaranteed! If not, I'll personally go to your house and show you how to
play it. (and also, if you are a woman, I'll give ya a lap dance)
---intro
F# D A E F# D A E
e|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------7-7------------9-9------------7-7------------9-9--|
D|-4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9---4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9--|
A|-4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7---4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7--|
E|-2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5--------2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5-------|
---verse
F# D A D B
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------7---------|
D|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---9-9-9-| x4
A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-5---9-9-9-|
E|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----------------5-5-5-----7-7-7-|
I didn't feel like going to work today
I called in sick but I feel OK
I'm getting used to the same old thing
Ever since my TV brainwashed me
Tuned me into a stupid jerk
Go to work
---interlude
F# D A E F# D A E
e|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------7-7------------9-9------------7-7------------9-9--|
D|-4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9---4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9--|
A|-4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7---4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7--|
E|-2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5--------2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5-------|
let's go!
---verse
F# D A D B
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------7---------|
D|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---9-9-9-| x4
A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-5---9-9-9-|
E|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----------------5-5-5-----7-7-7-|
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/t/teenage_bottlerocket/call_in_sick_tab.html ]
I didn't feel like waking up today
I force myself to get up and go
I know my girlfriend's messing around
And I really don't care who she's going down on
As long as I don't have to call her up
---chorus *= play 8x += play 16x
D A E F# D A E
e|---------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--*----------------*-----------------*-----------------+-------|
G|-7--------*-------9---------*-------7---------*-------9--------|
D|-7-------7--------9--------4--------7--------7--------9--------|
A|-5-------7--------7--------4--------5--------7--------7--------|
E|---------5-----------------2-----------------5-----------------|
Tried to listen to the radio
But I just can't seem to understand it
Man I figured out that one long ago
I'm getting used to the same old thing
But it doesn't mean that I have to stand it
Is there anywhere else that I can go?
Where I want to go
play interlude
---verse 3
F#
e|---------|
B|---------| [played same times as gtr]
G|---------| B-> G|---------------------------------------------------|
D|-4-4-4-4-| A-> D|---------------------------------------------------| x2
A|-4-4-4-4-| S-> E|-----------5-5---------7-7---------5-5---------7-7-|
E|-2-2-2-2-| S-> A|-[2-2-2-2]-----5-5-5-5-----2-2-2-2-----5-5-5-5-----|
I never thought I would bitch about everything
I never thought I would feel this low
F# D A E F# D A E
e|--------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------7-7------------9-9------------7-7---(---------9-9)--|
D|-4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9---4-4-4-4--7-7---(7-7-7-7--9-9)--| x2
A|-4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7---4-4-4-4--5-5---(7-7-7-7--7-7)--|
E|-2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5--------2-2-2-2--------(5-5-5-5-----)--|
^
Figure it out because I know you really don't care (played only
Figure it out while I sit here with a blank stare first time)
then play chorus
---outro
F# D A E F# D A E
e|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------7-7------------9-9------------7-7------------9-9--|
D|-4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9---4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9--|
A|-4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7---4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7--|
E|-2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5--------2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5-------|
And that's the song. short, sweet, and not hard like my pee-pee.