Cosmic Shame Chords & Tabs
F# - (244322)
E - (022100)
A - (X02220)
B - (X24442)
Bsus4 - (X24452)
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If I was gonna say just one thing to y?all tonight
I?d say set the artist free
I?m talking about this artist in here, set it free
I?m saying quit your day job
Now I know a lot of you people here, you?re saying
I can?t quit my day job, I got kids to feed Jack
Quit your day job, focus on your
crafts, one time, before its all over, you?ve died, you?ve
squandered it, ya fuckin robots
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Now after a couple of years, of you focusing earnestly on
your craft, KG and I will swoop in
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we will check out your progress, and we will encourage you
to continue, or we will say
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F#
Stop. And then seriously you must stop, or penalties will be
created and enforced
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Cause listen this is the problem
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Sometimes you follow you heart sometimes your heart cuts a fart
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That?s the cosmic shame That?s the cosmic shame
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F#
and I know what you are saying now
E A
what makes you guys so fuckin good
B
I don?t fuckin know, and I don?t like it
F# E A
I say up going ha ha ha why can?t everybody fuckin have it
B F#
Cause this is the thing, some people learn it on the streets
Some people learn it in the schools
B Bsus4 B
Me and KG, we were fuckin born with it homes,
just check it out
F# E
Ri bip ba dip dip dididip Dididip dip dididip
A B
Didididididuuudooo dididipduuudooo
F# E
(do dit di di di dit da do do do do do da do)
Gigugit Gigugigugit git gigugigugit git du ba dip gip
A B
(do do do do do doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
That shit came off the top of my fuckin head y?all
F# E
(Off the top of his head y?all, off the top of his head y?all)
Ahh God why why why
A B
(Off the top of his head y?all, ahhhhh)
why why why
F#
It?s the cosmic shame
