This is my accurate attempt at Tabbing this great Song in full.
I have timed the lyrics as to when they are at the points in the song, the forward
/ mean sing the next line below, the reason for this is so I could fit the lyrics in the
time slot of music that they are sung for on the tab, Listen to the song and you’ll
what I mean, this took me a fair while to tab, so enjoy.
Oh yeh I also have to give some credit to HAZZA 069.
Standard Tuning
Intro riff:
Em C A G B
E-------7----8---------8------5-------5-----3-------7---|
B---7h8-8-------8--------8------5-------5-----3-------7-|
G-----------------10h11-----5-----5h6-----4-------7-----|
D---------10--------------------------------------------|
A-7-----------------------------------------------------|
E----------------------------------------------5/9------|
Damn A Hard Days Rockin/
better slip/
off ma shoes.
Em C A G B
E-------7----8---------8------5-------5-----3-------7---|
B---7h8-8-------8--------8------5-------5-----3-------7-|
G-----------------10h11-----5-----5h6-----4-------7-----|
D---------10--------------------------------------------|
A-7-----------------------------------------------------|
E----------------------------------------------5/9------|
Maybe Give a/
little stretch, an’ a bend, get ma toe to/
Jacuzzi baby.
This repeated riff is played again but slightly differently and a few extra notes are added
Altered Intro Riff:
E--------7---------7-8----------------------------------|
B---7/8--8----5-5-----8-5---5----5------5----5-4--------|
G---9-------5----------------6----5------4--------------|
D---10---------------------7----7--7---5----7-----------|
A-7-----------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------|
We slip out/
this book,the/
buttress/
of Windsor HoHoHo whos this?
E--------7----------3-----------------------------------|
B---7/8--8--5---------5-5---5----5------5----5-4--------|
G---9---------6-6------------6----5------4--------------|
D---10---------------------7----7--7---5----7-----------|
A-7-----------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------|
That’s the first thing/
that I say to you, hows it goin?/
Are you Flowin?
E--------7----------3-----------------------------------|
B---7/8--8--5---------5-5---5----5------5----5-4--------|
G---9---------6-6------------6----5------4--------------|
D---10---------------------7----7--7---5----7-----------|
A-7-----------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------|
Listen/
Honey, Thinkin about a couple/
things to say to you, Showin!/
Growin!
E--------7----------3-----------------------------------|
B---7/8--8--5---------5-5---5----5------5----5-4--------|
G---9---------6-6------------6----5------4--------------|
D---10---------------------7----7--7---5----7-----------|
A-7-----------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------|
MAN I’d like to place my/
hand upon your fukin sexy/
ass and squeeze!! AND/
SQUEEAEEZE!!
The Last Part of the intro uses these chords in the order shown, where KG plays them all
the electric distorted guitar comes in at about chord A, With Sharp Downward Strums. If
want to play all the song with one guitar, play the electric with an acoustic effect for
intro, and at chord A, flick over to distortion and begin the next part.
Em C A G B
E---7---|---8---|---5---|---3---|---7---|
B---8---|---8---|---5---|---3---|---7---|
G---9---|---9---|---6---|---4---|---8---|
D---9---|---10--|---7---|---5---|---9---|
A---7---|---10--|---7---|---5---|---9---|
E---7---|---8---|---5---|---3---|---7---|
TAKE OFF YOUR BLOWSE AND YOUR UNDERPANTS, AND TAKE A LOOK!!!
Part 1:
(after intro finish at chord A if your playing song with 1 guitar)
Starts sharp strumming with just 2 strings played and the rest muted like this.
D--0--- ]
A--0--- X8 ]
]------ This is while the line “AND TAKE A LOOK”
D--1--- ] is being sung.
A--1--- X6 ]
Then the singing starts...
Em-022000
Bb-x13331
A -002220
G -355433
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/t/tenacious_d/double_team_tab_ver_6.html ]
Cause here me and
Em
KG come naked,
Bb A G
Out of the side-hatch,
Em Bb A G
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Em
Now you're groovin',
Bb A G Em
Put on a cool '70s groove.
E---------------------------|
B---------------------------|
G---------------------------|
D---------------------------|
A---------------------------|
E-0-0-2-0-2h3-5-5-7-5-7b8b7-|
A funky groove to fuck to
E---------------------------|
B---------------------------|
G---------------------------|
D---------------------------|
A---------------------------|
E-0-0-2-0-2h3-5-5-7-5-7b8b7-|
A FUN-ky groove to fuck to
Part 2:
In this part you play the guitar with a funky jazz style. Repeat the riff below once for
line.
E-------------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------------|
G-----------------------0-2-0-2-0-2b3-2-2-2p0-----| Palm Muted
D-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0h2-2---------------------------|
A-------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------|
Me, Me and KG, its all about sex supreme, we like extra cream cheese.
Have you ever bin burped on? By 2 guys who are Hypo-euspentious.
………That’s what I’m offerin You!
You slip in to our room, and then you smell a perfume.
You lay upon our roundish bed and then you feel a tickling on your head.
Its KG with a feather and a French tickler, look out baby he got the
tools.
And then you feel somethin down by your feet. Its me, its JB, I SUCK upon your TOES.
Part 3:
This parts fairly easy just lots of strumming and distortion.
E-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|---------------------|
B-8-8-7-8-8-8-8-7-8-|---------------------|
G-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
D-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
E-------------------|---------------------|
We don't mind sucking/
on toes.
E-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-------------------|
B-8-8-7-8-8-8-8-7-8-|-------------------|
G-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-|
D-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-|
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-|
E-------------------|-------------------|
You look fine an/
A woman in the TOE’O.
E---------------------|
B---------------------|
G-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
D-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
A-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
E---------------------|
Havin Sex With Me an KG.
E---------------------|
B---------------------|
G-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
D-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
A-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
E---------------------|
Now Your Talking Double Team Supreme.
E---------------------|
B---------------------|
G-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-------|X4
D-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
A-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-5-5-5-|
E---------------3-3-3-|
|-------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------|
|-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
|-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
|-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
|-------------------------------------------|
LETS ROLE OOOooooooooaaaaarrrr
|-------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------|
|-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
|-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
|-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
|-------------------------------------------|
OOHOOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOooo OOOOOAaaarrrrrrrrrrrr
Final guitar bit:
E----------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------------|
G-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8-8-8-8-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-|
D-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8-8-8-8-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-|
A-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-6-6-6-6--8--8--8--8--8--8--8-|
E----------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------------------|
G-13-13-13-13-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-|
D-13-13-13-13-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-|
A-11-11-11-11-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-|
E-------------------------------------------------------|
E-0-0-x-0-0-x-0-0-x-0-0-x-0-|
B-0-0-x-0-0-x-0-0-x-0-0-x-0-|
G-1-1-x-1-1-x-1-1-x-1-1-x-1-| let the last strum ring
D-2-2-x-2-2-x-2-2-x-2-2-x-2-|
A-2-2-x-2-2-x-2-2-x-2-2-x-2-|
E-0-0-x-0-0-x-0-0-x-0-0-x-0-|
WHAT, YEA, HWAH, NOOa HOOooooooo oh………That’s it, that’s right
Quickly Slide your pick slowly down the A (second lowest) string.
OMG, OH I THINK I’M GONA, whooooooa burp, bURRPA, BEEEEP, FRIDGE!
Finally finish on a palm muted Bb Chord.
That was the One…
Hail SATAN, HAIL SATAN, HAIL SATAN…
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