Great Australian Midget Toss Chords & Tabs
Great Australian Midget Toss Chords
THE GREAT AUSTRALIAN MIDGET TOSS
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3 5 4 3 5
3 3 4 3 5
1 - 2 1 3
F C B Bb G
F C B Bb F C B Bb
Bigger than a medicine ball, but lighter than a shotput
F C B Bb F C B Bb
Whether you grab him by the hand, or whether you grab him by the foot
G Bb
Some people say it's wrong, but it's really fun
F C B Bb F C B Bb (2x)
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Swing him round and let him go. Little limbs swing to and fro
F C B Bb F C B Bb
Heave him out with all your might. Who's to say that it's not right?
G Bb
I'm not the violent sort. It's my favorite sport
F Bb G C
I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss
F C B Bb F C B Bb
I hate to land them on their face. Those little guys are hard to replace
F C B Bb F C B Bb
Fetch my nine-dwarf if you please, my eight-dwarf landed on his knees
G Bb
Throwing little kids can work, but I'm not a jerk
F Bb G C
I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss
F C B Bb F C B Bb
They say short people got no reason, but they do in midget season
F C B Bb F C B Bb
Oompah loompah doompity doo. I can throw him further than you
G Bb
If I come in first place I'll put him in my trophy case
F Bb G C
I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss
High E string --1-----4--5--4-3-2---- (3x)
G Bb F C B Bb F
