Artist: The Lonely Island
Song: Mother Lover
Intro: Am Em F
Am
Oh dang, what is it dawg?
Em F
I forgot its Mothers Day
Am
Didn't get a gift for her
Em F
Other plans got in the way
Am
She'll be so disappointed
Em F
Damn I forgot it too
Am
This could have been avoided
Em F
What the hell are we gonna do?
Am Em F
My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD
Am Em F
No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test
Am Em F
I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD
Am Em F
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
Am Em F
Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
Am Em F
Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo
Am Em F
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
Am Em F
I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean
Chorus:
G
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
Am F
We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms
G
I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby
Am F
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms
G
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
Am Em F
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Am Em F
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
Am Em F
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
Am Em F
I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
Am Em F
I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses
Am Em F
They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful
Am Em F
Can't wait to pork your mom, Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle
Am Em F
Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Am Em F
Straight up, give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggystyle
Am Em F
This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day
Am Em F
They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day
Chorus:
G
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
Am F
We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms
G
I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby
Am F
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms, break it down
G
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
Am F
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
G
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
Am F
And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh!
G
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
Am Em F
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Am Em F
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
Am Em F
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
G
They blessed us both with the gift of life
Am Em F
She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right
Am Em F
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
Am Em F
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover
Am
Happy Mother's Day
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Capo 5 Version
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Capo 5
Intro: Em Bm C
Em
Oh dang, what is it dawg?
Bm C
I forgot its Mothers Day
Em
Didn't get a gift for her
Bm C
Other plans got in the way
Em
She'll be so disappointed
Bm C
Damn I forgot it too
Em
This could have been avoided
Bm C
What the hell are we gonna do?
Em Bm C
My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD
Em Bm C
No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test
Em Bm C
I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD
Em Bm C
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
Em Bm C
Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
Em Bm C
Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo
Em Bm C
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
Em Bm C
I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean
Chorus:
d
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
Em C
We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms
d
I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby
Em C
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms
d
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
Em Bm C
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Em Bm C
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
Em Bm C
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/t/the_lonely_island/mother_lover_crd.html ]
Em Bm C
I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
Em Bm C
I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses
Em Bm C
They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful
Em Bm C
Can't wait to pork your mom, Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle
Em Bm C
Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Em Bm C
Straight up, give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggystyle
Em Bm C
This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day
Em Bm C
They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day
Chorus:
d
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
Em C
We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms
d
I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby
Em C
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms, break it down
d
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
Em C
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
d
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
Em C
And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh!
d
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
Em Bm C
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Em Bm C
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
Em Bm C
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
d
They blessed us both with the gift of life
Em Bm C
She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right
Em Bm C
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
Em Bm C
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover
Em
Happy Mother's Day
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Capo 7 Version
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Capo 7
Intro: Dm Am Bb
Dm
Oh dang, what is it dawg?
Am Bb
I forgot its Mothers Day
Dm
Didn't get a gift for her
Am Bb
Other plans got in the way
Dm
She'll be so disappointed
Am Bb
Damn I forgot it too
Dm
This could have been avoided
Am Bb
What the hell are we gonna do?
Dm Am Bb
My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD
Dm Am Bb
No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test
Dm Am Bb
I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD
Dm Am Bb
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
Dm Am Bb
Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
Dm Am Bb
Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo
Dm Am Bb
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
Dm Am Bb
I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean
Chorus:
C
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
Dm Bb
We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms
C
I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby
Dm Bb
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms
C
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
Dm Am Bb
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Dm Am Bb
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
Dm Am Bb
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
Dm Am Bb
I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
Dm Am Bb
I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses
Dm Am Bb
They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful
Dm Am Bb
Can't wait to pork your mom, Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle
Dm Am Bb
Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Dm Am Bb
Straight up, give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggystyle
Dm Am Bb
This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day
Dm Am Bb
They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day
Chorus:
C
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
Dm Bb
We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms
C
I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby
Dm Bb
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms, break it down
C
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
Dm Bb
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
C
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
Dm Bb
And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh!
C
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
Dm Am Bb
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Dm Am Bb
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
Dm Am Bb
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
C
They blessed us both with the gift of life
Dm Am Bb
She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right
Dm Am Bb
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
Dm Am Bb
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover
Dm
Happy Mother's Day