So I just do this by ear.
Sorry for the mistakes anyway.
no capo used
Standard tuning
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F#m D
Well I'm a member of the generation Pentium mind
A E
post-Columbine kids we practice standing in line
F#m D
I could hear the whistles blowin' at the degree factory
A A
You better know your role
F#m D
Paranoia kicks his shoes off and he settles in
A E
Can't have a conversation without my head spinning
F#m D
To the beat of the dark money metronome
A A
The scattered tempo will arrest your soul
F#m D A E
I brake for analogies on this road to cure a complimentary disease of the
F#m
heart
D A E
Provided at no extra charge by the liars spread by their whores
F# Dmaj7
Cancer costs a bit more
F#m D
Half full or half empty man its no concern
A E
When the glass is smashed and you got nothing to learn
F#m D
Come off your pedestal digress from your post
A A
Obey the posters on the wall
F#m D
Her goosebumps are whispering a secret to me
A E
While logic's condescending on my fantasies
F#m D
Searching for Atlantis in the thick of a storm
A E
Capsize with the Montengards
F#m D
Well I can't go it alone
A E
But i don't need the approval of the megaphone
F#m D
Because the voice behind's got a plan of his own
A E F# Dmaj7
To play me for a fool
F#m D
Even Ceaser can share some empathy
A E
For the Fourth Estate's brutal murder atrocity
F#m D
They tasted the blade of the Laissez-sword
A A
And it burned when it went down
F#m D
The weathermen are telling me that I'd better scramble
A E
There's a storm on the brink that the levies won't handle
F#m D
Opportunity's door is neither open or shut
A A
It's rusted and propped ajar
F#m D A E
I brake for analogies on this road to cure a complimentary disease
F#m D
My power is listed at the top of the screen
A E F# Dmaj7
So play me for a fool
