Not 100% accurate, but sounds good ;)
Verse 1:
F#m
We don't admit it but we've never seen eye to eye,
A Bm
my heartbeat's moaning and yours is making money
F#m
It's always a shock when old friends pass by,
A Bm
but with you it's no death in the family
F#m
Let's not talk about hate when there's hell to pay
A Bm
for my cowardness and your bad timing
F#m
We don't admit it but we've never seen eye to eye,
A Bm
and it's not through a lack of trying
Interlude:
F#m A Bm
F#m A Bm E
Chorus:
D
It was the perfect disease we had,
A C#
something to argue and scream about
D
And you will see about contracting back,
A C#
and locking it somewhere it can't get ripped out
D
It was the perfect disease we had,
A C# D
and it hits us like a painful fact
Dm F#m
We all need someone to drive us mad
Post chorus:
F#m A C#
Ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, wooh
F#m A C#
Ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, wooh
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Verse 2:
F#m
I didn't say it but you never were the honest type,
A Bm
you tried to fabricate a bed-time story
F#m
And now I miss those games we had of Jekyll and Hyde,
A Bm
ever since the day that we parted company
F#m
Don't send a helping hand I need a farrowing ram,
A Bm
to feed the reasons that I miss you so sorely
F#m
I didn't say it but we never saw eye to eye,
A Bm
now I can't bear it when equally is boring
Interlude:
F#m A Bm
F#m A C#
Chorus:
D
It was the perfect disease we had,
A C#
something to argue and scream about
D
And you will see about contracting back,
A C#
and locking it somewhere it can't get ripped out
D
It was the perfect disease we had,
A C# D
and it hits us like a painful fact
Dm C# F#m
We all need someone to drive us mad
Post chorus:
F#m A C#
Ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, wooh
F#m A C#
Ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, ooh ooh ooh ooh oh, wooh
Bridge:
F#m A C#
I need you in the TV, I need you on the train, I need you every single which way
F#m A C#
I need you in the mirrors, I need you in my bed, I need you to wreck my head
F#m A C#
I need you in the TV, I need you on the train, I need you just to stand in my way
F#m E
I need you in the mirrors, I need you in my bed
Chorus:
D
It was the perfect disease we had,
A C#
something to argue and scream about
D
And you will see about contracting back,
A C#
and locking it somewhere it can't get ripped out
D
It was the perfect disease we had,
A C# D
and it hits us like a painful fact
Dm C# F#m
We all need someone to drive us mad
I hope you like it
