Tom Green - Hey kids, rub your balls (The Educational Cancer Song)
Because I couldn't find any other good chords for this song with the lyrics, I
found them out myself and here it is. There's just one word i couldn't figure out.
It has question marks next to them.
You can always mail or ICQ me if you have the good word. Also, sometimes the chords
may be a bit off, but I think for most of the song they're right.
Enjoy! :-)
An comments or whatever, mail to oo-pin@euronet.be (or ICQ 9054368). Thanx.
OO-PIN :)
Oh yeah, and the words printer in CAPITALS should be sorta shouted... listen
2 the song 2 get it right.
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C C C C
C G D G
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
C G D G
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
C G D G
Feel your balls, squeeze your balls, tease your balls, please your balls
G G G G
C G D G (2x)
C G D G C G D G
Early detection is the key, rub your balls and you won't get cancer
C G D G
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/t/tom_green/rub_your_balls_crd.html ]
C G D G
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
C G D G
Hey kids, feel your balls, you don't want cancer
C G D G
Rub your balls, squeeze your balls, so you don't get cancer
G
MASTURBATE EVERY DAY
C G D G
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
C G D G
Hey kids, rub your balls, so you don't get cancer
G
RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING
C G D G
Hey kids, rub your balls while masturbating looking for lumps
C G D G
If you find a lump, then go to the doctor and get your testicles loomed(??)
G
RUB YOUR TESTICLES
G
WHILE MASTURBATING, OR WHILE NOT MASTURBATING
C G D G
Rub your balls for no reason other than for checking for cancer
C G D G
Or rub your balls specifically for the only reason of checking for cancer
C G
Or rub your balls only for pleasure
C G D G
Or for pleasure and for checking it for cancer at the same time
C G D G
You can pleasure your balls and also check for cancer at the same time
C G D G
You can pleasure yourself and also check for cancer at the same time
G
TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE
C G D G
Pleasure your balls and check them for cancer at the same time
