Tool - Maynards Dick Chords & Tabs

Song: Maynard's Dick
Artist: Tool
Album: Salival
Tabber: Snailman8	Lyrics taken from Lyricsondemand.com 

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Intro

E5		G5		D5		A5	G5 	X2

E		G		D		A	G	X2


Verse 1

E		 G		D
 It's all an open center

D	     A		   G	      E  
Opens up and lets the wind lift him away

E		G		D
It doesn't have to feel water 

D		       A	   G
It's just a place that feels right with him 


Chorus:

E	       G			D
Kinda like the way you're breathing

D		 A	      G		E
I kinda like the way you keep looking away

E		  G
Would you like to glide on,

G	D		     A		G
Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's 

G	E
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's


G	E
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G	E
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G		 A5       G
Diiiiiiiiiiiick 


Verse 2

E		  G		  D	
There's a shyness found in reason

D	     A	       G	 E
Apprehensive influence swallow away

E		   G		 D
You seem to feel abysmal take it

D		    A	      G
then you're careful grace for sure 

[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/t/tool/maynards_dick_crd.html ]
Chorus (start putting in heavy distortion)


E	       G5			D5/E
Kinda like the way you're breathing

D5		 A5	      G5	E
I kinda like the way you keep looking away

E		  G5
Would you like to glide on,

G5	 D5/E		      A5	 
Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick 

G5	E5
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's


G5	E5
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G5	E5		   G
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G		 A5       G A G
Diiiiiiiiiiiick 




Bridge

E5				G5
Took you out in the back of the toolshed

E5			    C5
Put it right on top of your forehead

E*				F#*
Took you out in the back of the toolshed

G*				     A*	    G5**
Now you know what you're fuckin with... Maynard's	
							  
G5**	E5**						  
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's				  

G5**	E5**
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G5**	E5**
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G5**
Diiiiiiick!
	
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Footnotes

*for last 2 lines use:  E   F#   G   A	
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			5---7----8---10
			x---x----x---x
			2----4---5---7
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**Those last chords 1 put in myself, cos in the	
in the song, the solo attacks the B at the 12th,
I normaly do that, but if you want, find the
higest G5 and E5 Chords and play them, up to you.