Tragically Hip - Ahead By A Century Chords & Tabs

nobody has the right tab for this song, every tab for this song on every site are 
the same, you're all stupid too for writing them.

the rhythm was hard for me to figure out so I guessed, but you can always just make one 
and make it fit, it all sounds good.

0:45
G----------------|
D----------------| x3
A-5-55-55-5-5-5--|
E----------------|

0:57 (that's when the hornet stung me...)
G-------------------------------|
D-------------------------------| x2
A-3-33-33-3-3-3--5-55-55-5-5-5--|
E-------------------------------|

1:08 (you are ahead by a century...)
G-------------|
D-------------| x2
A-------------|
E-5~~~--3~~~--|
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/t/tragically_hip/ahead_by_a_century_btab_ver_3.html ]
1:27
G----------------|
D----------------| x8
A-5-55-55-5-5-5--|
E----------------|

1:58
G-------------------------------|
D-------------------------------| x2
A-3-33-33-3-3-3--5-55-55-5-5-5--|
E-------------------------------|

2:13
G----------------|
D----------------| x3
A-5-55-55-5-5-5--|
E----------------|

2:24
G-------------------------------|
D-------------------------------| x2
A-3-33-33-3-3-3--5-55-55-5-5-5--|
E-------------------------------|

2:40
G-------------|
D-------------| x4
A-------------|
E-5~~~--3~~~--|

3:10
G----------------|
D----------------| x6
A-5-55-55-5-5-5--|
E----------------|

3:33
G-------|
D-------|
A--5~~--
E-------