Oxford Comma Chords & Tabs
G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
C G
I've seen those English dramas too
Am
They're cruel
G
So if there's any other way
C
To spell the word
G Am
It's fine with me, with me
C D
Why would you speak to me that way
G Am
Especially when I always said that I
C D
Haven't got the words for you
G Am
All your diction dripping with disdain
C
Through the pain
D G
I always tell the truth
G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
C G
I climbed to Dharamsala too
D
I did
G
I met the highest lama
C
His accent sounded fine
G Am
to me, to me
C
Check your handbook
D
It's no trick
G
Take the chapstick
Am
Put it on your lips
C
Crack a smile
D
Adjust my tie
G Am
Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys
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C D
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
G Am
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
C D
Why would you lie about anything at all?
G Am
First the window, then it's to the wall
C D G
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth
Solo
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C
Check your passport
D
It's no trick
G
Take the chapstick
Am
Put it on your lips
C
Crack a smile
D
Adjust my tie
G Am
Know your butler, unlike other guys
C D
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
G Am
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
C D
Why would you lie about anything at all?
G Am
First the window, then it's through the wall
C D
Why would you tape my conversations?
G
Show your paintings
Am
At the United Nations
C D G
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth
