Voltaire - The Uss Make Shit Up Chords & Tabs

The USS Make Shit Up- Voltaire

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I was stranded on a planet
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Just me and Spock
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we met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up
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We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed
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We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head

bust a move Tog

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I was standing on a bridge when Sulu came to me
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his eyes were full of tears he said "captain cant you see
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the ship is gonna blow do something i beseach"
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I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach


and I say
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Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
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thats the way we do things lad
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we make shit up as we wish
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the klingons and the romulans pose no threat to us
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cuz if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
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la, da da da, da da da, la da da da da daaa,  daaa

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Although hes just a child and something of a twit
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Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit
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he's the guy you want with you when you go out in space
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if only he could beam those pimples off his face

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and if you're at a party on the starship enterprise 
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and the karaoke player just plain old up and dies
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set up an neutrino field inside a can of peas
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hold on to geordi's visor and sing into data's knee

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and I said
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Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
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thats the way we do things lad 
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we make shit up as we wish
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the klingons and the romulans pose no threat to us
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cuz if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

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Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place 
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he loiters on the space station above bajoran space
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the wormhole opened up and now they come from near and far
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we'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar

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What is with the klingons, remember in the day 
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they looked like puerto ricans and they dressed in gold lame
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now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead 
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with leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads


and I say
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Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
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thats the way we do things lad 
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we make shit up as we wish
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the klingons and the romulans pose no threat to us
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cuz if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

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I was stuck on Voyager and pounding on the door
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when suddently it dawned on me i've seen this show before
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perhaps i'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase
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It was way back in the sixties when they called it Lost in Space

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we were looking for a way to make the ratings soar
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so we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg
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normally you'd think that would get us into shit
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But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits


and I say
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Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
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thats the way we do things lad 
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we make shit up as we wish
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the klingons and the romulans pose no threat to us
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cuz if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind
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we'll pull something out of our behind
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We'll just make some shit up

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