G
I man am Regal, a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
C
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
G
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
C
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
D G
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
G
Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
C
Rats live on no evil star
G
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
C
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
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D G
May a moody baby doom a yam?
G
Ah, Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely tylenol
Not a banana baton
C
No "X" in Nixon
O, stone, be not so
G
O, Geronimo, no minor ego
C
"Naomi," I moan
A Toyota's a Toyota
D G
A dog, a panic, in a pagoda
G
Oh no, Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies--run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees, I won
C
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
G
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
C
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
D G
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog
