Weird Al Yankovic, eBay
Made by zby.cz, paul@zby.cz
Based on: Backstreet Boys, I Want It That Way
Tabbed by Travis Gasa, smartbomber@aol.com.
EADGBE (Standard tuning) **C-A-P-O--2** All is relative to capo.
D 000232
Em 022000
C x35553 or x32010
G 320003 or 355433 (?)
E 022100
A x02220
Em7 x20000
Am x02210
Dsus4 xx0233
F#m 244222
Asus4 xx0230 or xx2230; could be D5?
INTRO: [CAPO 2nd fret for entire song]
I can't sing along picking, so I'm not sure about the tab. Though it
sounds good on its own. :) The chords should be right, the same as in
verses.
Em C G Em C G
[E]---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
[B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|
[G]-------0-------0-----------0---0-|-------0-------0-----------0---0-|
[D]---2-----2---------2-----0-------|---2-----2---------2-----0-------|
[A]-----------------3---------------|-----------------3---------------|
[E]-0---------------------3---------|-0---------------------3---------|
Yeah... A used
Em C G Em C G
[E]---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
[B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|
[G]-------0-------0-----------0---0-|-------0-------0-----------0---0-|
[D]---2-----2---------2-----0-------|---2-----2---------2-----0-------|
[A]-----------------3---------------|-----------------3---------------|
[E]-0---------------------3---------|-0---------------------3---------|
pig bath__robe A rare ... mint snowglobe
Em C G Em D G
[E]---------------------------------|-0------------------2-------3----|
[B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-0---0-----1p0------3-------3----|
[G]-------0-------0-----------0---0-|-0-----0-------0----2-------4----|
[D]---2-----2---------2-----0-------|-2-2-----2----------0-------5----|
[A]-----------------3---------------|-2--------------------------5----|
[E]-0---------------------3---------|-0--------------------------3----|
A smurf TV Tray I bought on e_____Bay
VERSE 1:
Em C G Em
My house ... is filled with this crap
C G Em
Shows up in- bubble wrap
C G
Most every day
Em D G
What I bought on eBay
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/w/weird_al_yankovic/ebay_crd.html ]
CHORUS:
C D G
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
C D G
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
C D G
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
Em D G
They had it on eBay
VERSE 2:
Em C G
I'll buy (buy, buy,)... your knick-knack
Em C G
Just check ... my feedback
Em C G
"A++!" they all say
Em D G
They love me on eBay
CHORUS:
C D G
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf pack)
C D G
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tags)
C D G
From some guy I've never met in Norway
Em B
Found him on eBay
BRIDGE:
Em Em7
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
C Am D
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Em Em7
Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
Am Dsus4 D
As long as I've got the dough
CHORUS: (no chords in song!)
C D G
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
C D G
Sell me ... your watch, please
C Em
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
[E=the highest string]-----0-----3---3/7-----5-----3
Asus4
I'm highest bidder now
+--------------------------------------->
| From now all chords are one step higher, you can try playing the previous
+-------------------------------->
VERSE 3:
Asus4 E A
(Yeahhh) Junk keeps arriving in the mail
Asus4 E A
From that worldwide garage sale
(Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Asus4 E A
Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray
F#m E A
Oh yeah ... I bought it on eBay
CHORUS #2:
Asus4 E A
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Asus4 E A
Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
Asus4 E A
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr.Dre, Dr. Dre)
F#m E A
Found it on eBay
CHORUS #2:
Asus4 E A
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
Asus4 E A
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
Asus4 E A
Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away
Asus4 E A
I'll buy on eBay
OUTRO:
Asus4 E A
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
