Weird Al Yankovic - Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay Chords & Tabs

      Em       C  G
We are on fire,
      Em       C  G
We have desires, 
      Em       C  G
But one is that way, 
      Em       C  G
One backstreet boy is gay. 
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But we don't want to 
Be mean, 
Since now he's a queen, 
Don't ask me, 
Which backstreet boy is gay? 
              C 
Tell me who,
                               D   Em 
(Ain't saying that it's AJ) 
              C
Tell me who, 
                               D   Em
(Ain't saying that it's Howie) 
              C
Tell me who, 
                               D   Em
I never wanna hear you say, 
              C                     D     G
Which backstreet boy is gay? 

Now I can see him, 
He's in women's clothes, 
But he don't need an IUD... yeah 
He likes village people 
He's playing croquet, 
His dog is a Pekinese. 

He's on fire, 
His back perspires, 
Won't say (won't say, won't say, won't saaaay) 
He's always saying 

Ain't nothing but a butt ache, 
Ain't nothing but a fruitcake, 
I never wanna hear you say (I never wanna hear you say) 
Which one of us is gay? 

Tell me who, 
(Ain't saying that it's Brian) 
Tell me who, 
(Ain't saying Nick or Kevin) 
Tell me who, 
He's baking up a souffle, 
Which backstreet boy is gay? 

Okay, we're all gay...