Weird Al Yankovic - You Don't Love Me Anymore Chords & Tabs

Weird Al Yankovic - You Don't Love Me Anymore

Arranged By Kilrog

Capo 1st Fret

Intro:  C Dm F G   C Dm F C

C                          Em
 We've been together for so very long
     Dm
 But now things are changing,
       
 Oh I wonder what's wrong?
G                         Dm     
 Seems you don't want me around
     G                        F          G
 The passion is gone and the flames died down

          C                    Em 
 I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
      Dm                             
 That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
G                         Dm
 You used to think I was nice
         G                                 F    G
 Now you tell all your friends that I'm the antichrist

    Bb                          F
 Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
      C                          G
 That kind of thing is hard to ignore
      Dm             F         G          C Dm F G   C Dm F C
 Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

C                           Em 
 I knew that we were having problems when 
     Dm                        
 you put those piranhas in my bathtub again
G                              Dm
 You're still the light of my life
    G                              F             G
 Oh darling I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife You know I,
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C                      Em
 even think it's kinda cute the way-yea
     Dm                      
 you poison my coffee just a little each day
           G                        Dm
 I still remember the way that you laughed
G                            F        G
 When you pushed me down the elevator shaft

            Bb                               F
 Oh, if you don't mind me asking what's this poisonous cobra
 C                       G
 Doing in my underwear drawer?
            Dm               F         G          C Dm F G   C Dm F C
 Sometimes I get to thinking You don't love me anymore

C                                Em
 You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
        Dm
 Now my scars are all healing but my heart never will
G                     Dm 
 You set my house on fire
     G                                F           G
 You pulled out my chesthairs with an old pair of pliers

        C                       Em                 
 Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap,
     Dm
 you shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
G                          Dm
 You drilled a hole in my head
          G                                 F           G
 Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

    Bb                   F
 Oh, you know this isn't like you at all.
     C                       G
 You never acted this way before
       Dm                  F         G          C
 Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore
    Am          Dm            F         G          C Dm F G   C Dm F C
 Oh no-o, got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore