Never Trust A Man Who Plays Guitar Chords & Tabs
Never Trust A Man Who Plays Guitar Chords
C G Am E F x2
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C
So I dip this pen in arsenic
E
I write a song for every president
Am F
that wont ever get shot in the face
C
And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives
E
Head down to the court house
Am F
with one chord I level the place
C
But hasn't anybody learned
E Am F
don't ever trust a man who plays guitar
C E
The day I rob a bank the first day I'm not lying
Am F
to you or me about what I believe
Intro
C E
And if I die then let my gravestone read
[pause] Am F
rest in P. Funk cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance
C E
If I live then let my heart be like a beating picket line
Am F
they'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab
[pause]
Hasn't anybody learned
the last to make the moves are the first to say the words
C E
the day I rob a banks the first day of my life
Am F
as an honest man, an honest man
C E
The day I rob a banks the first day of my life
Am F
As an honest man, an honest man
[tap guitar]
The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank
Is the day I finally get what I deserve
End on C
