Woodbox Gang - If I Had My Druthers Chords & Tabs

Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Wormwood

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If I Had My Druthers
 
VERSE 1
         G
Don’t you go motherfuckering me boys
         C                G
Don’t you go motherfuckering me
         G
Don’t you go motherfuckering me boys
         A                D
Don’t you go motherfuckering me
G                                 G7
Well I’ll tell you my brother and all of you others
   C                  A
If I had my druthers I’d be cocksuckered
         G
Don’t you go motherfuckering me boys
         D                G
Don’t you go motherfuckering me
 
VERSE 2

I’ll be strangled and stripped I’ll be wet noodle whipped
Don’t you go motherfuckering me
I’ll be chained to the wall and kicked in the balls
Don’t you go motherfuckering me
I’ll be smeared on the ass with broken glass
I’ll be reamed in the rear by a kosher spear
Don’t you go motherfuckering me boys
Don’t you go motherfuckering me

VERSE 3
I’ll be plugged by a slug with a date rape drug
Don’t you go motherfuckering me
I’ll be wined and dined by a sad porcupine
Don’t you go motherfuckering me                  
I’ll be seduced by a moose whose reputation is loose
I’ll hold the load of a horny toad
Don’t you go motherfuckering me boys
Don’t you go motherfuckering me