You Vandal - The Biggest Douche In The Universe Chords & Tabs

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                THE BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE UNIVERSE - YOU VANDAL
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Tabbed by : Boris Paskhaver (bigbadb)
Email     : bp771@nyu.edu

Tuning: Drop D
        Low to High (DADGBe)

Key: D Major

INTRO (0:00)

  Guitar One (x2)
e|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
B|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
G|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|---0----0-0-0----0--0---0--|---0----0-0-0---7-7--0--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--0--|
A|---0----0-0-0----0--0---0--|---0----0-0-0---7-7--0--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--0--|
D|---0----0-0-0----0--0---0--|---0----0-0-0---7-7--0--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--0--|

  Guitar Two (x2)
e|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
B|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
G|--11--11-11-11--11-11--11--|--11--11-11-11--9-9--9--|--7--7-7-7--7-7--7--|--7--7-7-7--6-6--6--|
D|---x---x--x--x---x--x---x--|---x---x--x--x--x-x--x--|--x--x-x-x--x-x--x--|--x--x-x-x--x-x--x--|
A|---9---9--9--9---9--9---9--|---9---9--9--9--7-7--7--|--5--5-5-5--5-5--5--|--5--5-5-5--4-4--4--|
D|---------------------------|------------------------|--------------------|--------------------|

VERSE ONE (0:11)

  (x2)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------12/11--9-11---------12/11--9-11---------14/12-11-12---------------------|
D|--9-9-9---x--x--x--x--9-9-9---x--x--x--x--2-2-2---x--x--x--x--5-5-5----5-7--5-7--|
A|--9-9-9--10/-9--7--9--9-9-9--10/-9--7--9--2-2-2--12/10--9-10--5-5-5----5-7--5-7--|
D|--9-9-9---------------9-9-9---------------2-2-2---------------5-5-5----5-7--5-7--|
 1  hollow              home                note                room     terribly
 2 -lone              convincing           alive                me to  -lly decide

CHORUS ONE (0:32)

  (x3)
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------2-2-----------------------------2-2--------------------------|
D|--0-0-0--2-2--0--5----------------0-0-0--2-2--0--5---------4h5p4p0----|
A|--0-0-0--0-0--0--5----------------0-0-0--0-0--0--5--------------------|
D|--0-0-0-------0--5----------------0-0-0-------0--5--------------------|
    P.M--|                          P.M--|
 1
 2   Life is a movie                 -13,             you're bursting
 3   desperate aims                  family friendly, stale and safe

VERSE TWO (0:47)
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  (x2)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
 1   Never thought I'd come across   -one without a   soul, there's a
 2   Blood flows to flesh, makes you blush but if you press down hard

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2----------------5-5--5--5--------|
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2----------------5-5--5--5--------|
D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--2----------------5-5--5--5--------|
 1   hole in your heart, it keeps    oh, so          shivering cold
 2   returns to its decomposed and   lifeless white tone

  Guitar One (x3)
e|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|------11h12-----11h12-----11-12-12-11--------|
D|--------------------------------------14-12--|
A|---------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------|

  Guitar Two (x4)
e|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------|
D|--9-9-------7-7-------5-5--------------------|
A|--9-9-------7-7-------5-5--------------------|
D|--9-9-------7-7-------5-5--------------------|
 1  wrong
 2  keep yourself on life support so
 3  long
 4

OUTRO CHORUS (1:19)

  (x3)
e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------2-2-----------------------------2-2--------------------------|
D|--0-0-0--2-2--0--5----------------0-0-0--2-2--0--5---------4h5p4p0----|
A|--0-0-0--0-0--0--5----------------0-0-0--0-0--0--5--------------------|
D|--0-0-0-------0--5----------------0-0-0-------0--5--------------------|
    P.M--|                          P.M--|
 1   Life is a movie                 -13,             you're bursting
 2   desperate aims                  family friendly, stale and safe
 3   Life is a movie                 -13,             you're bursting

  (x1)
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------2-2------------------------------2-2-----------------------------|
D|--0-0-0--2-2--0--5-----------------0-0-0--2-2--0--5----------------0------|
A|--0-0-0--0-0--0--5-----------------0-0-0--0-0--0--5----------------0------|
D|--0-0-0-------0--5-----------------0-0-0-------0--5----------------0------|
    P.M--|                           P.M--|
 1   desperate aims                   family friendly, stale and   again